You have a sweet tooth like us and want to eat all the candy you can without getting fat. Well Canada we’ve got a new sample that is not only sweet but sugar free so you can indulge all you want without worry. This is a Canada company too, so support Canada jobs, eat Canada candy, and make a Canadian child smile.

This couldn’t get any more Canadian unless we were saying eh while watching hockey and drinking a Molson.

Sweet Nothings Candy for Canada
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Hi. Thanks for visiting us! This website is dedicated to providing you with the best catch free, Canadian free samples available. The samples listed here are not provided by us, but found by us and linked to by us from around the web (we spend a lot of time searching really). Whenever signing up for freebies we always use a special e-mail address dedicated solely for SPAM e-mail, just in case. Did you know that you can be updated whenever we find the latest Canadian Sample? All you have to do is sign up to receive e-mail alerts. We won't share your e-mail address with anybody. We won't spam you either, we promise! Not from Canada? Check out SampleADay.com for US samples or UKSamples.com for UK samples. Thanks again :)

Tell Breyers Canada what you think and sign up to be on their free samples and coupons mailing list.  I’m not sure Breyers is gonna send a tub of ice cream through the mail packed with dry ice, but they are known for giving little freebies and decent coupons away.  Sure the only way I’ve been able to get actual ice cream samples is by begging the sampler ladies on the weekend for food, but it’s summer, gotta have my breyers.

And that reminds me of a letter I need to write:

Dear man who eats icecream in the bathroom without one hand while entering, peeing, washing your hands, and even wiping them off all while finishing an entire ice cream cone.

1. What’s your secret?
2. Please never show me this again.

Breyers Canada Samples and Coupons
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So I have always wondered where I would put all these free makeup samples I got. To be honest I don’t even use the free samples I get. I put them in my free sample drawer. Eventually though the free sample drawer turned into a free sample closet. so when my friends come over and question if the free samples really arrive, I show them the massive amounts of free stuff that I get. They are jealous with all the free tampon creations I made. Everyone loves dudes with extra tampons. I even use the eye liner free sample every once and a while just to show off. But that is a mess! Luckly for me, I found this free Makeup bag offer available for canadians just for Signing up at the slimming solution (and confirming your e-mail). Sure they may send you messages… but at least I have a place to put all my sweet tampons. Get your free canadian freebie by signing up at the link below.

The Canadian Freebie:
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To get the makeup bag freebie you must confirm your e-mail address. We always recommend using a specially designated SPAM e-mail address when signing up for free canada samples. This way you can confirm your e-mail address without your e-mail getting bogged down with spam from the companies supplying the free sample.

So this Canadian freebie is available anywhere where there is Orange Julius locations. They generally have the Orange Julius locations attached to Dairy Queen Locations in the mall. Why do they have to call it Dairy Queen anyways? So it has to be the woman who makes the dessert while the dude sits and watches telivision? Why not dairy dude? Dairy King? Okay so we all know Queens rule over kings so that is clearly why it is Dairy Queen. What does any of this have to do with your free Orange Julius Smoothie that you can get tomorrow (June 19th). I don’t really know… but get the free sample from the coupon below.

The Canadian Free Sample:
click here to get the coupon for the free smoothie

Smirnoff is offering some goodies and stuff meaning they aren’t very specific what they are going to offer Canada for free, but we do not they have sent coupons in the past as well as recipe guides for using Smirnoff in the mail.  We wish Smirnoff would be kind enough to mail, but then again beggers can’t be choosers. 

Yes Smirnoff you’ve helped us on plenty of weekends, helped us forget about our usually boring lives for a bit, and what better mailing list to be on than yours?  Sure a few times you made me sick, made me forget what it was I did the night before and even ruined a few nights, but still you’ll always be number one in my fridge, even if sometimes you’re being poured into an empty grey goose bottle so that I seem a little classier for the evening.

Free Canada Goodies and Stuff from Smirnoff
Sign up via this link. Must be legal  drinking age or ask someone who is to sign up.