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Free Canada Sample “Man Day” T-Shirt

leverlock25 — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:29:59 +0000

This Free Canadian Sample is ho hot hot.

Not in a temprature-relateted sense. More in a sweet @$$ mother-beeping t-shirt free sample!

I know how much you guys love you some free t-shirts. So this one should be a fun little exercise to do.

Early times is a brand of whisky, which we all know is for manly men and awesome ladies. So they’re asking you fine people to describe a reason for having a Man Day, if you will, for this free Canadian Sample.

They say it better than I do, so I’ll just perform a little copy/paste action for ya…

“The significance of your Man Day can be historical (man’s first walk on the moon), trivial (the day the pipe wrench was patented), or personal (the date of your annual fishing trip). Your Man Day doesn’t even have to have to be a specific date; it can be more about what you do (organize the garage) or don’t do (go antiquing) on Man Day. But if you want a t-shirt, your reason for declaring a Man Day has to be authentic, and it has to be manly.”

This free Canadian sample is just plain awesomesauce. So hop to it and start celebrating masculinity before it expires on October 31st.

Or before other, more quick and nimble men steal them all up.

And if you’re looking for the ultimate manly accessory to go with your newly acquired free Canadian sample, why not get an official Man Card to be printed out and displayed whenever the occasion calls for it?

Click here to do that and avoid the next antiquing trip your lady wants to take.

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to man-ify a tee and then proceed to wear it.

Oh and ps, if you enjoyed this free sample, you should checkout our Free Canada Sample Forum for Canadians. Click here to visit, and find opportunities like this FIRST. It’s new and shiny and easy to use, and is waiting for you to visit it!

Orrrr you could always just visit us on FACEBOOK! Click here to do that and get free sample notifications on your news feed. You know you want to.

Free Canada Sample Crystal Light (Facebook)

leverlock25 — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:49:29 +0000

This Free Canadian Sample is a fun one!

Well, in all seriousness, I doubt that drinking flavoured water is really a roller coaster ride. But the commercial makes it seem like such a pleasantry, does it not?

Even if you’ve never seen this free Canadian sample on the tele, you can look at the image below and judge the bright colours and intricately carved fruit for yourself.

But yeah, by signing up, you’ll get 4 flavour filled packets (out of 18) sent to your front door like kablammo! No fees, no questions.

Personally, I’m all for making water seem more like juice. Especially when it’s a free Canadian sample offer, but also just in general.

Juice, to me, is better than candy! I could chug-a-lug that shizz like no one’s business. So i signed up for these free samples right away.

‘Tis another Facebook offer, so hopefully you won’t be deprived of this free Canadian sample for refusing to become a part of the Book of Face.

First the wheel, now Facebook. Get on it, on it!

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to avoid tastelessness. (Under the Free Samples tab. Duh.)

**Sank youu, Musicnut!

Orrrr you could always just visit us on FACEBOOK! Click here to do that and get free sample notifications on your news feed. You know you want to.

Free Canada Sample Tampax “Being Girl” Kit

leverlock25 — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:55:16 +0000

Alert! Alert! This Free Canadian Sample is for women only.

Orrrr very secure men who are not scared to do nice things for their lady friends. (A sizable woot woot you you fine lads!)

I used to know a guy who would get uncomfortable even watching commercials for feminine hygiene products let alone ordering a free sample tampon product. All the flowers and the water tests and such. If this is you, stop reading this free Canadian sample literature now. (Unless you are a masochist, of course.)

If you are lucky enough to be female, you can appreciate the fact that Tampax is giving away this free Canadian sample kit to new BeingGirl members. (Though older members can probably still participate in this free sample offer by registering a different email.)

The free Canada sample kit includes tampons, pads, and liners. And even coupons for additional girly merch.

You can also check out the beinggirl.ca website to learn more about your very own bodily functions. The website (apart from offering free samples) has a whole bunch of cute little links like how to alleviate cramps, what products to use.

Even what to tell dad! Which is my personal fave.

Oh ps, this free Canadian sample has been offered in the past, but is still going on plus 100 days later. So stop complaining and start sampling. Get this great Canada Free Sample today!

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to be a girl.A girl who samples.

Orrrr you could always just visit us on FACEBOOK! Click here to do that and get free sample notifications on your news feed. You know you want to.

Free Canada Sample Green Magma Supplements

leverlock25 — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:24:22 +0000

So yesterday I talked about a green, leafy Free Sample (spinach, if you suffer from short term memory loss).

And today I bring you an even greener and leafier free sample option, if you can believe that.

To be completely fair, this free Canada sample is probably better than it seems.

I say probably only because I’ve not had the opportunity to actually try the free sample. And also because healthy stuff is never as terrible tasting as you think it’s gonna be.

What actually happens (before this free Canadian sample) is that you annihilate your taste buds with pixie sticks and chocolate and chips (oh my!).

Seriously you have no idea how real food tastes until you stop eating that prepared crap.

Anyhow, fast forward a few weeks and then you get this free Canada sample and your mouth gets a kick in the face (if it had one) because you are suddenly aware of what normal food tastes like.

Here are some compelling factoids about this Canada sample…

• Contains vitamins, minerals, amino acids, enzymes, chlorophyll, carotenoids, flavonoids, and other valuable phytochemicals that support every system of the body.

• Consumers report a dramatic increase in energy, increased regularity, and better looking hair, skin, and nails.

• Certified organic by Quality Assurance International (QAI). Our barley is grown without the use of pesticides or chemical fertilizers.

This free Canadian sample is organic, gluten-free, and vegan-friendly (among other good things). So you really have no excuse NOT to get it.

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to go green. Just add to cart and go through the motions, yo.

Orrrr you could always just visit us on FACEBOOK! Click here to do that and get free sample notifications on your news feed. You know you want to.

Free Canada Sample Appetizer at Kelsey’s eKlub

leverlock25 — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:19:26 +0000

This Free Canadian Sample is simply mouth-watering.

Some people seem to not enjoy Kelsey’s restaurants, but those people are crazy.

It is obviously a delicious experience that one should be grateful to have. Especially as a free Canadian sample.

So when the opportunity came along to pass it along to you, I had to respond accordingly, and this is me doing that.

They have this Klub (spelled incorrectly on purpose of course for Kelsey’s-ization) where you’ll get a free Canada sample of two different appetizers. Either the four-cheese spinach dip, or the ranch kettle chips.

And ps, if any of you are even the LEAST bit tentative about eating spinach in this free Canadian sample, you are seriously insane.

All that means is that you haven’t had it done right. Covered in ooey gooey cheese, and placed delectably atop a salty and crunchy tortilla chip, it’s impossible not to put in your mouth.

One of the more delicious free samples that Canada has ever seen.

*Sigh* Is it lunch, yet?

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to dine finely.

Orrrr you could always just visit us on FACEBOOK! Click here to do that and get free sample notifications on your news feed. You know you want to.

Free Canada Sample Heinz Baby Club pack

leverlock25 — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 12:52:40 +0000

This Free Canadian Sample is chock full of infant-friendly goodness!

Usually when free Canadian samples are made available to the general public, they’re small potates.

Like a pack of sweetener here. (Big deal.) Or a chocolate bar there. (Cha!)

Not this one. This one is a full blown “kit” for parents of recently birthed miracles.

Here’s what your free Canada sample kit includes:

Product Samples (Formula 366g** and Cereal 28g***)
Coupons
Nutrition Guide
Food Journal
Shopping Checklist
Growth Chart
Reusable Shopping Bag

A very nice free Canadian sample indeed. Almost makes you wish you were a parent. (Okay maybe not).

This free Canadian sample is one that’s consistently available. (A way back playback, if you will.) So I thought I’d bring it up again for those of you who might never have seen it, or have become pregnant since it was last posted.

Because a lot can happen in 60 days, I tell ya.

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to receive a bundle of joy for your bundle of joy.

Orrrr you could always just visit us on FACEBOOK! Click here to do that and get free sample notifications on your news feed. You know you want to.

Free Canada Sample Healthy Environs Bath & Body Products

leverlock25 — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 14:40:52 +0000

This free Canadian Sample is all about your personal time.

No, not *that* time! You nasty, dirty, blasphemous pervert. I’m talkin’ BATH time. Or shower time as it might be more appropriately described for me.

Nothing against this free Canadian Sample, but I personally do not like taking baths. I feel like they get too cold too fast. And if you think about it, you’re kind of just stewing there in your own filth.

But I digress… Bath slash shower time is one of the few moments where you get to enjoy your own company. And if a free Canadian sample can make an appearance in there, then all the better!

This company is giving you that chance. There are a whole bunch of free samples in the pull-down menu of their “contact us” section. Body butters and soaps and the like. So go explore that if you’re so inclined.

Now, NOT included with this free Canadian sample but still worth looking at is the towel you see below you. Now, my free Canadian sample searchers, we will never have to wonder if we’ve just wiped our face with our @$$. No sir.

I say we petition to get this baby into a free Canadian sample. Come on you know that would be epic.

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to enjoy your body in the bath.

*Musicnut saves the day once again!

Orrrr you could always just visit us on FACEBOOK! Click here to do that and get free sample notifications on your news feed. You know you want to.

Free Canada Sample Purina Puppy & Kitten Kit

leverlock25 — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:20:22 +0000

This Free Canadian sample is not a new one, but last time we saw it was sometime in April. So I’m sure there must be tons of new puppy/kitten births since then.

If not, just go buy one anyways. Pets are the shizznit.

Now, I’m not religious, but thank the pet gods for this Free Canadian Sample!

I truly never thought I’d see this day come. The day when a free sample FELINE offering would make its way into my life.

It’s always free samples for dogs ’round these parts. And even today, puppies count too. But I’d just like to add Kittens as the headliner and puppies as maybe an amateur opener to this free Canadian sample gig.

Now, this kit is technically only for newly born adorable creatures, but I’m sure Purina won’t be enforcing this rule with animal age police. So if you think your pet would eat just about anything (as mine would) you can participate in this free Canadian sample offer too. (Just make sure to put in a birth date that is under 12 months ago.)

Now in this free Canadian sample kit, you’ll get …

An in-depth care guide with straight-forward advice on kitten/puppy care
Adorable kitten/puppy ID tag (no NON-adorable ones allowed)
Coupon for a FREE bag of protein rich Purina^® kitten/puppy food
Purina Pet Advisor contact information for quick and easy reference
Health Chart to keep up-to-date with your kitten/puppy’s growth

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to treat your kitten (and I guess, puppy) with love and care.

Orrrr you could always just visit us on FACEBOOK! Click here to do that and get free sample notifications on your news feed. You know you want to.

Free Canada Sample Atkins Bars & Carb Counter

leverlock25 — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:38:46 +0000

This Free Canadian Sample aims to have you forget all about carbs.

Carbs who? you never knew carbs. In fact, you don’t want any for the rest of your life.

Okay so maybe not. And probably exactly the opposite. (Who doesn’t love bread and pasta?)

But that IS what this free sample Atkins is all about. The lessening of carbs in your diet, and the increasing of lean meat. Plus a few Atkins bars from this free Canada sample.

Ps, the website of this free sample is goddamn ugly. I mean like bad. I mean like it looks as if it were made in 1994 kind of bad.

But then again there *is* that blue security bar at the top of the browser that legitimizes it all. So it’ a trustworthy fee sample, albeit an unattractive one.

Anyhow, by signing up for this free sample, you’ll get 2 Atkins bard plus a calorie counter. Though my advice is to ditch the counter, you’ll drive yourself nuts!

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to avoid carbs. with this great Canada Sample

Orrrr you could always just visit us on FACEBOOK! Click here to do that and get free sample notifications on your news feed. You know you want to.

Free Canada Sample Appetizer at Zellers Restaurant

leverlock25 — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:26:17 +0000

This Free Canada Sample is new to me.

I had no idea that Zellers owned a restaurant. Is all the food that they serve red and in the shape of the letter zed (or zee)?

Probably not. But from the looks of the website, the free sample should be pretty decent tasting.

And yes, I MAY just be saying that to get you to sign up for this free Canada sample.

After having looked up the menu, I will now post what we Canadians are entitled to, post-newsletter signup…

Soup of the day, crab cakes, cajun chicken quesedillia, mini burgers, chicken fingers, mozarella sticks, sweet potato freis, onion rings, share platter, poutine, and french fries.

Not bad sounding after all, especially since it’s a free sample.

Click here for a lengthy and useful list of the 232 locations across Canada, eh?

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to eat for free. At least in the beginning. (Look at the orange VIP SIGN UP in the top,right hand corner.)

**Hazaa for Musicnut!

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