Sometimes it’s slim pickings in this free Canada sample world that we live in. That’s why today’s free Canadian sample is all about the buzz. Many people who are just like you are talking about it, waiting eagerly in thumb-twiddling splendor for that special day to arrive.

Mark it on your calendars. The day is April 1st. The free Canada sample? An Earthbound Farm reusable shopping bag. And as one of you samplers rightly commented, sooo many of these bags can have a design that is either a) hazardous to the eyeballs or b) ugly-fied with some huge company logo.  Earthbound Farm bags have neither of these unsightly qualities. The free sample bags are green, and they’re nice looking.

Here’s what Earthbound has to say about their free sample..

“This year, we’re marking the 40th anniversary of Earth Day throughout the month of April with information and a special quiz built around making greener choices in your kitchen, and offering a sneak preview of our co-founder Myra Goodman’s upcoming cookbook, The Earthbound Cook. Periodically during the month, we’ll be giving away 50,000 of our wildly popular reusable shopping bags with a gorgeous new design for 2010! The action starts on April 1. ”

“To get the latest free sample date & time updates automatically, become our fan on Facebook or follow us on Twitter (You’ll see updates here in eNews and on http://ebfarm.com, too.) Don’t miss it!”

So folks, it’s as simple as that if you want this free Canadian sample.

The Free Canadian Sample: Visit this website and keep an ear to the ground to get yer free bag!

For the record, I am a cat person. I am alone in this? Is anybody with me? What are we to do with all these dog free samples? Can cats eat free samples of dog food without ralphing? Do dogs get jealous when this happens? Answers to these questions, and more, in next week’s episode…

The lovely company offering this free Canada Sample coupon is called Natural Defense . And this free sample uses only the healthiest of ingredients.

“With carefully selected extracts from nature, plus vitamins, minerals and other trace nutrients that are scientifically proven to help defend your pet’s quality of life.” Things that might not sound so delicious (such as yummy green lipped mussel powder), but your dog is sure to benefit from.

Simply sign up for the newsletter and receive a coupon for your free Canadian sample. Then you can be one of those dog owners who treats their pets better than anything else on earth. But let’s not go so far as to dress them up in doggie ensembles and parade them around proudly. That is an exhibitionist act that might be considered more humiliating than anything else.

We know you love your pets. But keep it humane, and stick to the free Canadian sample will ya?

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to get your dog chow free sample coupon.

The free Canada Sample:

The really cool part of this freebie that you can actually customize the design of your own labels. Put your favourite vacation spot, your glamour shots, or your band of choice (Black Sabbath, woot!) on the label to inspire great jealousy in others.

You get 2, so you can coordinate your belonging as you see fit. Like His and Hers (is this cute or gross?). Or Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Your other option for this free Canadian sample is to select a picture from the image bank that KLM has already selected. They’ve got airplanes, nature, and MY personal favourite, “inspiration”. Like those posters of dramatic sunsets or cute kittens hanging from branches. Only better and more travel-related.

Also neat-o about this promotion (yes, neat-o) is the fact that you also have the opportunity to actually USE the tags. “Win 2 tickets to your dream destination with KLM. After you order your free canada sample luggage tag you can automatically join our ‘Picture yourself on KLM’ contest. View the KLM Destination Guide for your dream destination.”

Who would have thought sooo much happiness could come from two little tags? And its a FREE sample, to boot!

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here for the Canada to create your own tags!

If you’ve ever seen a coffee person in the early morn before they get their fix, you know it’s ugly. And even uglier if that coffee costs them almost five bucks. And uglier STILL when they have to try and say “grande” with a straight face. Which is why if you get the chance to try Starbucks coffee for FREE as a free sample and in the comfort of your own home, you should take it.

The generous people at Homo Tango want you to be entitled to this free sample in order to build tolerance for sexual minorities. Because, as they put it, sometimes, all it takes is free coffee. “We aren’t judging you, or trying to change your beliefs – we just want to make lives easier, both yours and ours. ” They’re offering you signs of peace because they want to see you happy in the most caffeinated way. To a North American coffee lover, this might technically make them disciples of Jesus. Especially since the coffee is free. But that’s an offer anyone can truly appreciate.

Currently on the menu is a free 3-pack sample of Starbucks VIA packets (those little instant coffee thinggies). It will come in either Columbian or Italian blend. But BOTH of these freebies will be for a good cause.

The Free Canadian Sample, Click here to be a part of something big & get yer morning fix.

*Another round of applause for Musicnut, ladies and gents!

This free sample is done on behalf of the Heart & Stroke Foundation. They’ve teamed up with Ocean Spray on this free Canadian sample because they want to see you and your satisfied taste buds live for a very long time. Which is nice of them, you must admit.

Heart disease is actually the number 1 killer of Canadians (and Americans, and Brits, oh my). Which is much less dramatic than a piano falling on your head in the middle of the street. But far more likely. And you can avoid this sneaky, silent predator by eating right. Which includes 7-10 servings of fruit and veg a day.

And honestly, is fruit not a much more tasty way to fulfill this 7-10? Leafy greens pale in comparison to the robust sweetness of berries and such. And if those berries can also supply you with this free Canada sample bag, all the better.

The Free Canadian Sample:  Click here to claim your sac.

Most sweeteners tend to taste kind of weird. It’s like they’ve outfitted themselves in camouflage, and have infiltrated their way into your coffee or whatever. Only to leave a subtle, yet unusual taste in your mouth. Where you can’t exactly put your finger on why it’s so weird. Bit it just is. And then it’s like: “hey, little imitation packet, did you not think I could tell the difference?”

The difference here is that the free Canadian sample from Ideal sweeteners claim to taste BETTER than sugar. Not even as good as, better. That’s a big claim for such a small packet. But they’re making it. (I wonder what the legal ramifications of this are…)

Also this free Canadian sample is apparently more than 99% natural, so the fact that it’s calorie-free is a big deal. This means that those of you who get triple-triples (instead of double-doubles) in a MEDIUM cup can still feel good about themselves. Because don’t we all deserve to stuff our faces guilt-free? I know I do.

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to try the confectionery goodness for yourself…
*Yes it says state but write in your province there. As it says, ships to Canada and the USA!
*Musicnut, we love you.

Here’s the free sample deal. They’re a supplement company. Vitamins, minerals, all that good hoopla, but in a better package. Instead of downing some pills or twelve V8 cans a day, this company lets you DRINK the healthiness right into you thanks to this free sample for Canadians. And in one easy glass. The product line is called Emergen-C, and its chock full of vitamin C. Like a ridiculous amount.

Now we all know this vitamin is good for you, but you may underestimate just how good this free canadian sample might be for you. Not only does it keep you from getting sick, it can also help prevent scary things like heart disease and cancer. (I don’t care how h-core gangster you are, no one wants to end up with these afflictions.) “The powerful blend of Vitamin C 24 nutrients, 7 B vitamins, antioxidants and electrolytes boots your immunity, increases your metabolic function, and ignites your energy level to help you really feel the good” the website says.

This free Canadian sample must be the sort of thing that super heroes drink to become their ultimate selves. And now thanks to the free sample, us Canadians have a chance to do the same. This is not to insist that you aren’t great as is, but I DARE you to tell me you couldn’t benefit from this. (Ps, if you tell me that you cannot benefit from this, you are lying to yourself and others.)

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to have health that reigns supreme in a world full of sickness…

*Pps, another thank you to musicnut for this one!

If you or someone you know has a Fido, Spot, Max or the like, you’ll probably be interested to know that Halo is offering a free sample of dog food for signing up to their newsletter. The first email you’ll get holds a coupon for free “Spot’s Stew.” And dont even TRY to deny how goddamn cute that name is.

The food is even safe for finicky eaters. If your pup has a sensitive stomach, do not fret! Halo specializes in offering products with ingredients in them that you can actually pronounce. It’s healthy, it’s natural, and your dog won’t barf it up on the floor later. Always a bonus.

The ingredients are so legit, that when I saw a bowl of it pictured on the website, it looked like something a human might eat! Without knowing what it was, of course. Let’s not be disgusting.

For now, cats are out of the picture, but let’s still be happy about this free sample! If you’re a dog person, you probably don’t even like cats anyway. Though I’m sure some of you are like Snow White. You sing beautifully and every animal conceivable comes to your feet for more. I envy you animal whisperers. Even if you ARE animated. *sigh*

The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to show your pooch what a kind and loyal owner you are.

If you took 30,000 orchids and put a multitude of lab geeks in front of them for 10 years worth of r’search, you’d get this snazzy little cream. With molecules extracted from 3 new wild orchids, scientists claim they have been able to isolate longevity molecules. So the cells on your visage (that’s face) can be treated to the best in ant-aging technology. And always in the most beautiful glass packaging.

If this doesn’t convince you, this free sample is French. And therefore fancy. What could possibly make something more compelling than not being able to pronounce it?

Apparently, orchids live for a verrry long time. And stay beautiful doing it. How all the other flowers must feel as they puff out their chests in attempts to be like the orchid. Only to burn out early and wilt away in pitiful, pitiful comparison. As if YOU wouldn’t be jealous of your exotic and effortlessly beautiful neighbour?
(Dear dandelion, you could NEVER be a facial cream.)

Upon visiting the website, if you explore a little bit, your entire experience will be supplemented by a powerful and moving soundtrack. Something that might be part of a sci-fi themed movie. Or at least a CSI investigation segment. It is as if you are a part of something big. Something climactic. And hopefully, the free Canadian sample will deliver on this overly dramatic (yet slightly exciting) music.

The Free Canadian Sample: Click ici for the free Canadian sample sexy glass bottle to be delivered to you. Just remember to write your code down after signup to request it. You’ll need it later.

*This one is thanks to Musicnut, once again for finding this free canada sample. Merci!