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Cursed cooler bag, Free for the brave: So here I have a cursed cooler bag, probably haunted by some evil ghost who doesn’t like people keeping food cold. You’ll put your food in the cooler bag and one month later it’ll be all moldy and gross. I mean this is a cooler bag. Sometimes I hear squeeky noises at night coming out of the bag, it’s chilling. In fact, sometimes half of my sandwhich will be gone. Yes, this cooler bag is haunted by a squeeky ghost, who likes to eat your food, make it go away, so take your chances, and once you take this cursed bag, don’t come running back to me, you take it, it’s yours.
A few words of warning about this cooler bag
*Food may become eaten by an outworldly being or dissappear into another dimension-
*May make food moldy and infested with bugs after one month of use
*May cause scary squeeky noises in the night.
*Will not make Mc Donalds hamburgers taste better
So take this with caution, and please get the evil spirits out of my house into your home!
What they say: A convenient reusable personal size cooler bag. All of it yours to keep just for signing up to receive news and special offers from Chambers Food Service.
Cursed cooler bag – Free for the brave
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