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This Free Canadian sample acknowledges the simple truth. And that truth is this: Free is good.
And as a free sample receiver, don’t you know it!
Someone just like you had reported that they signed up for this weeks ago, and then received a few different cream and lotions and butters and whatnot.
Then I had to try it out to make sure it wasn’t a hoax. As it turns out, I got my 5 free litte packets of assorted sweet smelling scented lotions!
The time has come, the walrus said, for you to do the same. Here’s what you’ve gotta do to get in on the free samples…
“Tell us why you love us and we give you a great sample to try. BTW we can tell when you are faking the love…so keep it real or no freebie for you!”
My “real love” for this free Canadian sample was something absurd. Like “your foot cream is the only thing that relieves my reptilian feet!”
I think all you need is enthusiasm to get this one. Sound genuine and all that hoopla.
If you are too noble a person, you can abstain from this lying. But the rest of us shall all take pleasure in the fact that your hands and knees and feet are a tad dry without this free Canadian sample.
All the more for the rest of us! Ha!
And ps to the guys out there, keep your hands off this stuff, if you know what I’m saying. It’s too pretty to be used for “personal” reasons. Ha!
The Free Canadian Sample: Click here to pay fake compliments to a company you most likely know nothing aboot.
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